The Government is Opened Again!

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[Well, I’ve been on furlough for the past month.Ā  I’m finally going back to work, which will be swell, because…]

Now, we can stop trying to pay our rent with Charmin coupons.

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We can stop replacing our insulin with Hawaiian Punch.

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We can afford to drive to work rather than spend the night at work sleeping on the handicapped toilet, legs pulled up so the janitors don’t spot us…

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We don’t have to listen to our relatives, who are on Medicaid and disability, tell us how much better their life choices were than ours.

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My neighbor’s pigeons won’t have to sleep with one eye open…

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I can continue to work towards the goal of dying at my desk on a Friday evening…

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We can quit wandering through the city asking for directions to the bread line or soup kitchen; moreover, we won’t need to tell other federal workers the directions to bread lines or soup kitchens.

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We can start making long term plans again… like supper.

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We can finally STOP watching CSPAN.

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We can DO OUR JOBS… after we relearn all of our passwords, programming languages, database structures and what a computer is.

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I’ll finally have to wash my hair.

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11 thoughts on “The Government is Opened Again!

    1. I really thought that I knew my password… but, I got in this morning and I had totally forgotten it.

      BTW, tomorrow will be something on hummingbirds I wrote a few years ago. Your recent post reminded me that I’d written it.

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