Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[My doors are still frozen shut so publishing these sacred secrets of being a man might be the result of low oxygen in my home.] Most men know nothing about football and when there are no women in the room, we actually talk about quilting, mostly. All men name their testicles; however, it is forbidden […]
Read More Secrets of Being MaleOnce there was an aardvark who’d enjoyed some success as a stand-up comic, partly because it was the right time for his special brand of political humor and partly because he could be paid in termites; but, time is not kind to comics and the aardvark fell out of fashion; in fact, there was a […]
Read More The Aardvark who Made a ComebackI’ve written things that were masterpieces but not “beloved masterpieces”. Because the only works they get the designation as “beloved” are children’s books. Why? Because if children love a book you’ll know it because they’ll demand you read it to them over and over and OVER until you finally FREAK OUT and replace its ending […]
Read More Stuff and Junk[Props to Deb for literally emailing me the idea] Your unofficial clown name is, “Giggles, the Clown Everyone Should Keep a Close Eye on”… Most clowns produce coins from OUT of a child’s ear. You were caught stuffing coins in. Your clown makeup is registered with Clown International, local law enforcement and the FBI. Your […]
Read More Signs Your Career as a Clown Might be Coming to an EndTo my readers and to those who just come here to see if I mentioned them at all: I’m planning on writing another advice column featuring the biologically-enhanced super-intelligent dog, and I thought some of you might want to offer questions for her. If so, put them into the comments below… Ask a Bio-engineered Super-intelligent […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 