Tinker, Tailor, Random, Thoughts

My gaydar went down for an entire day and I was forced to interact with people whose sexual leanings could not be effectively guessed at. When I finally got it working again, it turned out that I’d interacted with three gays and might have caught homosexuality from one of them. Doctor told me that I’d […]

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What May be My Worst Ideas Ever

A light opera about salt-water crocodiles Aerosol grape jelly A seeing eye rhinoceros so the blind can navigate through packed crowds A pine cone circus A little refrigerator you can fit inside your microwave. A line of condolence cards based upon the movie Ben Hur. A television series about a fat, pony-tailed humorist who fights […]

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