Tinker, Tailor, Random, Thoughts

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My gaydar went down for an entire day and I was forced to interact with people whose sexual leanings could not be effectively guessed at. When I finally got it working again, it turned out that I’d interacted with three gays and might have caught homosexuality from one of them. Doctor told me that I’d be fine in a few days… just drink plenty of liquids and avoid Broadway musicals and old Judy Garland albums…

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I try so hard to be kind but the physically handicapped are always going out of their way to give me an excuse to trip them…

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As my memory goes, I’m heartened in that my ability to write clearly and concisely has not been memory hasn’t impaired at all the ability to write well…

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When people get killed and eaten by feral dogs, it becomes obvious that the โ€œFood Chainโ€ is more of a guideline than a rule.

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A big belly doesn’t imply that you are out of shape because spherical IS a shape…

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As I get older, I tend to lunge less…

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I think, in this world, we build too many walls between us and not nearly enough moats filled with gasoline…

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Self-realization happens when you suddenly understand that you DO look like the kind of a guy who would do something like that; in fact, you ARE the kind of a guy that would do something like that.

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The world would have all of the cheap energy it needs if science could just find a way to burn stupid…

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