Literate Insults

He speaks English like an auctioneer on Quaaludes and Novocaine. ☺ I could build a better man out of marshmallows and shame. ☺ Her voice is as soothing as the sound of a smoke detector being beaten with a sea lion. ☺ He’s a laughing stock in a bear market. ☺ Her feet are so […]

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I’m not saying that you suck. I’m just saying that, if I had to make a list of people who didn’t suck, you wouldn’t be on it… She’s a handsome woman with a great personality. He’s a quiet unassuming man who doesn’t look very much like a pedophile. He’s a man who goes through a […]

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