I’m not saying that you suck. I’m just saying that, if I had to make a list of people who didn’t suck, you wouldn’t be on it…
She’s a handsome woman with a great personality.
He’s a quiet unassuming man who doesn’t look very much like a pedophile.
He’s a man who goes through a lot of chairs.
He has the soothing voice of a freshly castrated hog.
She’s known far and wide for her aversion to casual sex and her ability to get over that aversion for an hour or so at a time.
Her face was a comfort to me because it reminded me of a pet goat I had once.
He was a free-thinker in that he’s pretty much freed himself from the task of thinking.
She’s a great listener… I think it’s the coma…
She could really light up a room because she was, in fact, an arsonist.
He always knew the right thing to say and pointed it out when someone said it.
She could always make me laugh, sometimes even without falling down or burning her hand on the stove.
To me, he was MORE than a man. He was two men shoved violently into a pair of fat-guy sans-a-belt pants and covered with a dress shirt that was essentially a tarp.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Ok, that was weird 🧐
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Little snippets to be used in other writings…
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That explains it. I’m rhyming again in my latest piece 😃
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Contest or just for fun?
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I’ve always found the song of a freshly castrated hog quite melodious.
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I don’t know… his last press conference left a lot to be desired…
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Ha!
I wish they would castrate that pig!
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That was funny – very fitting for a Friday!
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Thank you… I think it just made Deb mad…
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damn I’m on the list 😫😫😫😫
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Always.
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yep. at least im not alone there 😂😂
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its one never ending list 😉🙀
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“You’re so sweet, horseflies keep hangin’ round your face.” That’s actually from a Neal Diamond song, which I one time wrote on a girl’s yearbook. I was unintentionally cruel. I didn’t realize she was not a fan of Neal Diamond.
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When I was a kid, we sang a song called “Cindy” and one of the lyrics was “and, she’s so sweet, the honeybees all swarm around her mouth”…
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A man I knew was always telling me, “Ann, you’re LOVELY, I don’t care what everyone else says.”
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Sounds like someone from the very first item on the list…
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TRUMP’S EGO: “You can insult my Trump, but you can’t trump my insult.”
Sorry about that, but if The Donald knew what he was talking about, his ego wouldn’t have to add insult to injury.
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The arsonist one was my favorite, but then you had to add that one about making me laugh; then, that one about “two men shoved violently into a pair of fat-guy sans-a-belt pants and covered with a dress shirt that was essentially a tarp.”
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You are so good at making these lists, that you must not write anything else.
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The lists are essentially notes for a composition on the same subject, ESP…
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I was trying an insul-pliment
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