More Things Guaranteed to Turn Out Badly

Goose liver jerky. ☺ Any “how to be your own lawyer” book written from prison. ☺ Air freshener with the clean pleasant scent of radon. ☺ Selling “No Solicitor” signs door-to-door. ☺ A cruise ship hosting a diamond-cutting contest. ☺ A pickled herring/orange Kool-aid diet. ☺ A movie where the hero, a KKK member, defeats […]

What Does Freedom Mean to Me?

Freedom is the ability to buy firearms regardless of my race, creed or paranoid schizophrenia. Freedom is being treated fairly by the law regardless of whether I am white or slightly whiter than that. Freedom is being able to work at a job without being fired for my gender, religion; or, if my last name […]

Landmark Court Cases You’ve Never Heard of For Good Reason

Chapman v. Bocco the Squirrel – Albert Chapman assaulted Will Haines, AKA Tennessee University mascot Bocco the Fighting Squirrel, during a rowing competition. Convicted of simple assault, Chapman appealed his conviction on the grounds that, Bocco, at least during university sporting events, was legally an animal; and, that because he was the “fighting squirrel”, Chapman […]