Goose liver jerky.
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Any “how to be your own lawyer” book written from prison.
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Air freshener with the clean pleasant scent of radon.
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Selling “No Solicitor” signs door-to-door.
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A cruise ship hosting a diamond-cutting contest.
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A pickled herring/orange Kool-aid diet.
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A movie where the hero, a KKK member, defeats the evil forces of UNICEF.
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A pet adoption service specializing in animals that might have hydrophobia called “Maybe Rabies”
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Any school field trip to a demilitarized zone.
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A casino whose theme is home, family and self-restraint…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
A failed business man as president?
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Well, we know that… NOW.
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C’mon, you had a lousy actor as well. I waiting for Kung Fu Panda to be voted in
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Kung Fu Panda isn’t real, Deb… he’s actually a black bear with make up…
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I think radon air fresheners are a marvelous idea.
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I allows your bedroom to smell like your basement!
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And who doesn’t want that!
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I think a “No Solicitor’s” sign would be the one thing I would buy from someone selling stuff door to door. But, since I don’t ever answer the door because it is just random people trying to sell me something or their beliefs, I don’t answer it – and I guess I would miss my opportunity to buy that “No Solicitor’s” sign. Bummer!
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I was thinking that they’d say, “I’ll take that sign”, then slap it on their door and tell them to get the hell out of there…
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Exactly! My neighbor has one that is all artsy-like shooing adults selling stuff away but welcoming kids. I want one, but I would never open the door to get one. I guess it is time to ask Amazon!
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“A movie where the hero, a KKK member, defeats the evil forces of UNICEF.”
Isn’t that basically what QAnon is?
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Well, they aren’t producing movies… YET…
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