More Things Guaranteed to Turn Out Badly

Goose liver jerky. ☺ Any “how to be your own lawyer” book written from prison. ☺ Air freshener with the clean pleasant scent of radon. ☺ Selling “No Solicitor” signs door-to-door. ☺ A cruise ship hosting a diamond-cutting contest. ☺ A pickled herring/orange Kool-aid diet. ☺ A movie where the hero, a KKK member, defeats […]

Ort of the Worst Sort (Random Thoughts)

I was debating with my lawyer the concept of a free will but he told me I have to pay for mine like everyone else. ☻ My father always said, “Not having a Y chromosome doesn’t make you any less of a man” ☻ Whenever I see a roast chicken that has been tied up […]

Short-handed? Here’s Why You Should Hire ROCK MONSTER

Rock Monsters feel no shame, remorse nor empathy making them perfect corporate lawyers. Rock Monsters fear nothing except guys in berets with chisels. When a Rock Monster is about to smash something, it yells, “ROCK MONSTER SMASH!”, which is more warning than your secretary gave when she slapped you with that harassment suit. You can […]

The Middle Ages and What We Can Do About Them

The Middle Ages is often referred to as “The Dark Ages” because the lack of documentation from the period makes what happened to them seem fuzzy and incomplete, much like middle ages for the rest of us… Historians tend to set the beginning of the Dark Ages as coinciding with the fall of the Roman […]