Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Once there was an aardvark who’d enjoyed some success as a stand-up comic, partly because it was the right time for his special brand of political humor and partly because he could be paid in termites; but, time is not kind to comics and the aardvark fell out of fashion; in fact, there was a […]
Read More The Aardvark who Made a ComebackI’ve written things that were masterpieces but not “beloved masterpieces”. Because the only works they get the designation as “beloved” are children’s books. Why? Because if children love a book you’ll know it because they’ll demand you read it to them over and over and OVER until you finally FREAK OUT and replace its ending […]
Read More Stuff and Junk[Props to Deb for literally emailing me the idea] Your unofficial clown name is, “Giggles, the Clown Everyone Should Keep a Close Eye on”… Most clowns produce coins from OUT of a child’s ear. You were caught stuffing coins in. Your clown makeup is registered with Clown International, local law enforcement and the FBI. Your […]
Read More Signs Your Career as a Clown Might be Coming to an EndI’m not saying that you suck. I’m just saying that, if I had to make a list of people who didn’t suck, you wouldn’t be on it… She’s a handsome woman with a great personality. He’s a quiet unassuming man who doesn’t look very much like a pedophile. He’s a man who goes through a […]
Read More Insul-plimentsNational Depression Screening Day (October 11th ): Usually observed by sitting in a dark room watching television with the sound off. World Circumcision Day (January 1st ): Celebrated with the eating of a hot dog with half a pancake wrapped around it. Feast of the Ascension (varies): Like any other day, except dinner is served […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 