Some Myopic Thoughts on “Vision”

[Another challenge from iscriblr on the topic of vision] There are none so blind as those who will not see; but don’t worry, they are still okay to drive… Helen Keller once said that the most pathetic thing in the world was a person with sight but no vision. She was a mean drunk. I […]

The Government is Opened Again!

[Well, I’ve been on furlough for the past month. I’m finally going back to work, which will be swell, because…] Now, we can stop trying to pay our rent with Charmin coupons. We can stop replacing our insulin with Hawaiian Punch. We can afford to drive to work rather than spend the night at work […]

Double Happy Family Fun List with Prawns

I am not one to rest on my laurels, mostly because I am allergic to shrubs. You know, if you took the roof off of a planetarium, the view wouldn’t change at all… I’d laugh at people who consult psychics or use horoscopes to make decisions; but, I realized a long time ago that they […]

A Kiss is Still a Kiss: Types of Kisses

First kiss: Your first kiss is like a smoker’s first cigarette of the day… or the last cigarette of the day… or, really ANY cigarette… sudden and addictive. Someone has consented to put their mouth on your filthy germy mouth. It’s a brave new world out there. Dual Residence Kissing: You live with your parents, […]

Some Thoughts on Courage

[I got this idea from IScriblr. She may be prettier and more traveled than I am, but she doesn’t have my bald spot] It takes real courage to stand up against the majority; but, the majority is standing up to someone with real courage, so isn’t the majority the most courageous one of all? It […]