Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Tell your children using LSD can result in a “bad trip”. A bad trip is rife with anxiety, terrifying thoughts and feeling a wide range of emotions all at the same time. Still, it’s not as bad as the trip the family took to Utah. ♦ You can build up a tolerance to LSD very […]
Read More What to Tell Your Kids about LSDEarly psychoanalysts charged very little for their couch sessions; they made most of their money checking for loose change between the cushions after the patient left. ♣ The vast majority of people with mental health problems are no more likely to be violent than any other American… which makes them VERY likely to be violent. […]
Read More Facts about PsychiatryI was once six foot one inch tall. Now I am six feet tall. I thought my feet were getting bigger, but it turns out they are just closer… ♣ Despite years of research, I am no closer to being able to tell a kangaroo from a wallaby… ♣ I used to teach karate to […]
Read More Even More Stuff You don’t Know about MeI was listening to the song, Desperado, and I felt that Linda Ronstadt was singing directly to me, so I said, “Thanks, Linda” and she didn’t answer which I thought was SO RUDE. I had “Short Man Syndrome” for many years. I realized that I was cured of it one day when I hit my […]
Read More The Ort of KingsApollo Sixteen launched. To get material from the highlands of the moon and find the keys dropped by a previous astronaut. It was the next to last American mission to the moon and they decided it was time to take sample from the moon’s highlands, despite the possibility of finding Scotsmen living there. To prepare […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 