Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Corporal’s puppies from the last litter were just entering high school. One day, he came home from work, took a long drink from the toilet and then went into the kitchen, where his daughter Daisy was pondering her homework. “What’ya doing?”, Corporal asked, sniffing the trash can a little. His daughter rolled her eyes and […]
Read More The Dog Who Taught MathThree is a rough approximation of pi. This approximation was used by ancient engineers who didn’t mind the odd toppling. ▲ Three is the first Fermat prime number, just in case you have a box of Fermat prime numbers and want to put them in order. ▲ It is the smallest number of sides a […]
Read More Some Tertiary Facts about ThreeTwo lines rob a bank and make a clean get away. Line A says to Line B, “The heats on us. We need to be parallel so that no one knows we’re together” Line B says, “Okay, but don’t you cross me!” ☺ A hexagon walks into a bar during happy hour and orders a […]
Read More Ten Really Bad Geometry JokesOnce upon a time there was a grey stuffed bear named Simon who wanted, more than anything, to have friends. But, the other toys rejected him because he was ignorant of the basics of analytic geometry. They would laugh at him and push him around and once they even managed to drop him into the […]
Read More Simon: The Bear Who Didn’t Know Analytic GeometryLet x be a prime number. When x is written backwards, it becomes y… but, it really isn’t fooling anyone. What is x? What is x’s problem? Find a way to divide a regular hexagon into five parts so that it cannot be put back together to form a hexagon again. Notify its next of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 