Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I tried phone-sex only once but I couldn’t figure out where to put the phone. Improvising only made it more unpleasant and a little humiliating… ♥ I once stalked and killed a three-hundred pound big horn sheep… best experience of my LIFE; but, I don’t think I’ll be doing it a second time now that […]
Read More Stuff You Don’t Know about MeMy life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was. ☼ I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck. ☼ I’ll never understand women… […]
Read More Random Thoughts about Me Me MeI don’t have a malicious streak in me; however, I wish I did because I think it would help me to focus better. When I’m watching a movie that I’ve never seen before, I check how much time is left because that will tell me which way the movie will be going. This makes me […]
Read More More Things You Don’t Know About MeMy skin has a delightful lemony scent. I’ve been told that my dandruff can be substituted for almond extract in just about any recipe. I just cannot decide if Mothra is the worst movie monster ever or just very nuanced. I’ve always silently resented people who cannot read my mind. Sometimes, when no one is […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 