Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Rivergirl posed this question for her supposed readers. I’m taking it more seriously than most… Give a deep-tissue massage to a snow man. ♥ Hike the trails at Nevada’s Cactus and Stinging Insect State Park. ♥ Start a reasonable and well-thought-out debate on the International Monetary Fund at an outlaw biker bar. ♥ Stroll across […]
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Read More Why I Don’t Drink Alcohol, AnymoreTake a lot of blood pressure medicine before your appointment. That way, when the blood technician tries to get a sample, it will take forty five minutes. Try to talk the doctor into prescribing heroin. Let everyone go ahead of you until the very end of the day, then, when they call you to come […]
Read More Fun Things to Do at the Doctor’s OfficeI think that a man should be allowed to walk around naked in his own house; my renters, however, did not agree… If you killed Frankenstein’s monster, would its ghost be the monster or would it be several separate ghosts for each body part? It is a bad workman who blames his tools. It is […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 