Rivergirl posed this question for her supposed readers. I’m taking it more seriously than most…
Give a deep-tissue massage to a snow man.
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Hike the trails at Nevada’s Cactus and Stinging Insect State Park.
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Start a reasonable and well-thought-out debate on the International Monetary Fund at an outlaw biker bar.
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Stroll across the Australian Outback.
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Sit in an antique chair or love seat.
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Juggle three or more cats.
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Go to court to fight an indecent exposure charge.
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If you are over forty, DON’T look in a mirror.
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Wrestle a porcupine.
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Give guided tours of ante bellum mansions in the James River area because, when you got to the end of the tour and asked if there were any questions, the only question most people would have is “why are you naked?”.
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I don’t see what’s wrong with strolling the outback naked. You’ll get a great tan
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I think you’d at least have to wear shoes, Deb…
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Things Charles, thongs
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The words naked and cactus should never be used in the same sentence.
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I wouldn’t use them in the same paragraph.
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Go to a black tie social affair without at least carrying a black tie.
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For modesty’s sake, when at a nudist gala, I wear the longest tie possible…
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That almost sounded like you’ve done that last one.
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No, but I did meet a pro-wrestler at a nudist camp once…
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Can I give a tour of a museum of modern art naked? I suppose that would be more acceptable?
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I’ve literally SEEN that!
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Whaaaat! You can’t just say that and not regale us with the full story!
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A modern art museum… nude girl… what needs to be explained? It happens a lot… for example Swiss Moire.
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