The way the interior of a building is arranged is called a “floor plan”. I can tell you from experience that most floors don’t have a plan and just wait until the last minute and “wing it”…
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Floor Jansen was the lead singer in the thrash metal band, After Forever. Her powerful operatic voice enhanced the feedback laden guitar work of the band and almost made hearing her sing worth the punctured ear drums…
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I’m not much into home remedies but when it comes to being drunk, dizzy and nauseous, nothing beats a short nap on a cold bathroom floor.
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Some use the term “floor” to mean, “as low as you can get”. Those people have never been arrested trying to buy pot from a twelve year old.
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You know what’s funny? “Floor” means the as low as you can get; but, if you are a teenager driving with your friends, “floor it” means “go as fast as you can”. You know what’s NOT funny? Rheumatoid arthritis.
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If you are “floored” by a piece of news, that means you are overwhelmed and stunned by it… like when I found out the guy I was trying to buy pot from was TWELVE. HE HAD A MOUSTACHE FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!
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A “floor model” is a piece of furniture, like a sofa, that is used as a demonstrator at a furniture store. They are usually sold at a discount. Buy one, if the thought of the farts of hundreds of strangers don’t bother you because the amount of loose change in them can be enough for both a lawyer and a ticket to a thrash metal concert.
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The floor of the Sistine Chapel would’ve looked a lot more interesting if the Chapel had rolled over onto its back.
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I’ve got a great joke about floors and the mayor of Wilmington, Delaware, but I can’t tell you because I agreed to leave the joke to my oldest son on the condition that he weave it into my eulogy…
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The ocean floor is also called the “sea bed”. Yes, the ocean sleeps on the floor… presumably because it gets drunk, dizzy and nauseous…
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I admit I had never considered the fart factor of floor model furniture before. Now? I can think of nothing else…
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You think of it when you are taking a nap on that couch for sure…
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Great post Charles, you floored it
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Tough topic…
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Floors get no respect. People just walk all over them.
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Lizzie Bordon took an axe
and gave her floor two coats of wax
and when she saw what she had done
she found she’d ruined her linoleum…
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The ocean floor would be very cold, so good for that purpose.
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The ocean floor is also called the “sea bed”. Yes, the ocean sleeps on the floor… – or maybe it’s because where people who wrong the Mafia take their final nap.
…or so I heard.
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So, when that guy told me I’d be sleeping with the fishes, he WASN’T talking about my sex life?
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It depends, have you ever taken any fish for dinner and drinks?
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Just one but she left early because she had a haddock…
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I like you a little less after this pun…
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Yes, but I’ve prepared you for someone like mistermuse who speaks entirely in puns…
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Why did I have to look?
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Funny that you never seem to care how clean that bathroom floor is in those moments…
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It’s a frenetic kind of apathy…
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The ocean wets its sea bed, but it’s perfectly f9itting because so much Depends on it.
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What a terrible pun. I salute you!
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