Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I woke up at four o’clock the next morning… hungry and caffeine-deprived. I found that the only thing open in Oklahoma at four in the morning was the lobby of the hotel I was staying in. Even the truck stop next door was closed; so, I did what everyone who gets up early does in […]
Read More My Trip to the Res: Part TwoOklahomans spend about 3.5 million days hunting every year. What are they hunting for? Their top soil… ☻ During World War Two, Boise City, Oklahoma was mistakenly bombed by our Air Force. The military was torn between trying to cover up their error or just destroying the rest of the state. ☻ Oklahoma is one […]
Read More Fun Facts about OklahomaLie on the floor and roll from one side of the room to the other over and over. Tell everyone that the party is moving to the patio. By the time they realize there is no patio, the door is locked. When you want everyone to leave, release toddlers into the crowd. After the adults […]
Read More How to get Your Party-Goers to LEAVEYou can still wear white to your wedding even if you aren’t a virgin; however, you will have to affix a scarlet ‘A’ to your bridal gown. Don’t spend more on a wedding ring than you can afford. Two month’s salary has been the amount decided upon by people who determine these things and who […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 