Lie on the floor and roll from one side of the room to the other over and over.
Tell everyone that the party is moving to the patio. By the time they realize there is no patio, the door is locked.
When you want everyone to leave, release toddlers into the crowd. After the adults have fled, you’ll still have toddlers; but, that’s what the dingoes are for…
Announce a Red Hot Chili Peppers sing-along. Some fat guy WILL take his shirt off. That fat guy MAY be me…
Tell everyone that you’ll be holding a raffle to determine whose car you’ll be raffling off… for charity!
Bring out the Tupperware samples!
Find the biggest guy at your party and KNOCK HIM OUT. By the time the police get there, most of the party goers will be gone… except the big guy, who should just be waking up. I wouldn’t be there when he does…
Use the word “ebola” in a sentence very loudly as in, “Ebola is a deadly disease and everyone get the HELL out of my house”
Warn party-goers that the snow is getting dangerously deep and all you have available is a king-size bed big enough for just you and three women.
Set someone’s car on fire… unless you live in Oklahoma or Texas, then you’ll need to set someone’s horse on fire.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
You forgot my favorite, fake a heart attack. The dingos might stay though
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Good! You can blame them for the heart attack…
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No that was caused by the fat guy doing the red hot chilli peppers 😊
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Hey! My version of “Real Men Don’t Kill Coyotes” is epic!
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So would my fake heart attack be
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When I’ve had enough of people I just turn off all the lights and go to bed.
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Also, putting on an Eagles CD can usually clear a room.
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Or give you a peaceful easy feeling…
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I laughed out loud at that first one. May try that on the kids when I am ready for them to go to bed 🙂 (Or just call for the dingos 🙂 )
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It’s easier to get rid of teens at a party. Just start talking to them…
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Tupperware?
Run!!!!!
😳
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That’s the spirit!
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With the crowd I hang with…that first one would likely turn into the next party game.
The toddler invasion may work, though, and I’ve always wanted a pet dingo.
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It would be like Twister… only you’d have to call it “Tumbler”…
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Good thing you have a closet full of spare dingoes!
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Deb sent them to me packed in dry ice…
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She did not!
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If you are calling me a “liar”, the odds of you being right are no more than sixty percent…
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