Lie on the floor and roll from one side of the room to the other over and over. Tell everyone that the party is moving to the patio. By the time they realize there is no patio, the door is locked. When you want everyone to leave, release toddlers into the crowd. After the adults […]Read More How to get Your Party-Goers to LEAVE
Fatalists have no problem with euthanasia because, if you are euthanized, that is when you were slated to die anyway… unless you weren’t, then you can’t… it’s really quite simple… total acceptance of everything that is happening to people who aren’t you. If you are Catholic, euthanasia is considered suicide and a deadly sin… so, […]Read More I Go Dark: Thoughts on Euthanasia
Texas has more goats than any other state. Texas has more Texans than any other state. Guess which ones the rest of us are most worried about… You can rent goats in the United States to clear tall grass and shrubs during forest fire season. The fact that you can probably rent them for other […]Read More American Goats!
Most residents of Lubbock manage to see Oklahoma at least once a year as it flies by them in the form of a dust storm. The most famous Lubbockite was rock pioneer Buddy Holly. A bronze statue of Holly was approved by the city after two and a half decades which was how long it […]Read More Fun Facts About Lubbock, Texas