Solutions to America’s Debt

Show us the money: Cash is the coronavirus vaccine we need now ...

A one dollar surtax on every time a Texan uses the phrase, “That’s what SHE said” unless they are using it to convey what a female human or parrot actually said.

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Sell our tanks and missiles to smaller countries who are already at war on the condition that we get to film it and turn it into a reality show.

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Tax solar energy by determining how much sun should be hitting the United States, then subtracting how much actually got here…

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Get a million monkeys with a million typewriters because, odds are, all of them will come up with better budgets than our politicians come up with.

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Reinstate looting. Send hordes of GIs into smaller countries and give them orders to just take nice things.

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Hold the world’s largest bake sale: Invite Canada. They are so polite, they will feel obligated to buy something.

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Wait for Mexico to pay for the border wall, then, after dark, pack it all up and sell it to North Korea.

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Start a pyramid scheme: Set up a line of Americans, six million across… on their hands and knees, another row with one fewer citizen on top of them…. and so on until the top level leaves the atmosphere. While up there, they can grab all the ducks, moon rocks and satellites they can carry.

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

Sell Manhattan back to the American Indians, but with interest…

The dollar icon. Cash and money, wealth, payment symbol. Flat ...

 

13 thoughts on “Solutions to America’s Debt

  1. My son isn’t from Texas but with all the “that’s what SHE said” jokes I hear per day, I know his share would make somewhat of a dent if taxed. Either that or I say go with the monkeys. I think they could come up with a more intelligent solution as well.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. But, how would you feed and clean up after a million monkeys? Well, you and I have children so we know exactly what would be involved… My oldest is twenty-seven and makes a mess worthy of at least a thousand monkeys…

      Liked by 1 person

  2. The wall idea is a good one. Every time another country pays for it you can pack it up and sell to another country. I’m sure there’s plenty to choose from.

    Also, as someone who lives in a smaller country, some of those ideas worry me.

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s