Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Interest on most savings accounts are about 0.01 percent which is just 0.01 percent better than keeping the same money in your sock. ♥ Saving for the future implies that you think you have a future which sounds cocky to most people. ♥ When you have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt, saving ten […]
Read More Why Aren’t Americans Saving More?Never go to bed angry. Discuss your issues with your spouse until you both come to the realization that you’ll never be compatible; then, you can go to bed sad. ♥ Sometimes you need to do something your spouse likes. This might be a baseball game; or, a nice drink at an upscale bar where […]
Read More More Relationship Tips from a Divorced ManThere are some people whose dreams foretell the future. My dreams foretell the present; for example, I dreamed once that I was on a cruise ship and I suddenly fell overboard. When I woke up, I was in the ocean and the ship was slowly moving away from me. Another time, I had that dream […]
Read More Olio QuartetA one dollar surtax on every time a Texan uses the phrase, “That’s what SHE said” unless they are using it to convey what a female human or parrot actually said. Sell our tanks and missiles to smaller countries who are already at war on the condition that we get to film it and turn […]
Read More Solutions to America’s DebtI worry that there is no gravity and that everything was just “going that way anyhow”… I worry that the hair I think I’m losing is just hiding inside my scalp and is going to jump out at me when I least expect it. I worry that I might, inadvertently, become too gangsta… I worry […]
Read More My Worries are as Many as Fishes in the Sea
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 