A one dollar surtax on every time a Texan uses the phrase, “That’s what SHE said” unless they are using it to convey what a female human or parrot actually said. Sell our tanks and missiles to smaller countries who are already at war on the condition that we get to film it and turn […]Read More Solutions to America’s Debt
I worry that there is no gravity and that everything was just “going that way anyhow”… I worry that the hair I think I’m losing is just hiding inside my scalp and is going to jump out at me when I least expect it. I worry that I might, inadvertently, become too gangsta… I worry […]Read More My Worries are as Many as Fishes in the Sea
When I first heard about Bitcoin, I had to laugh… then, I had to stop because I was bothering the other parishioners; to be fair, decentralized crypto-currencies always make me laugh. I remember when I heard about Zcash, I laughed so hard, I broke a blood vessel in my inner ear. It was worth it, […]Read More I Was a Bitcoin for the FBI!