To make my fortune, every day, I put all my pocket change into a coffee can. The only hard part will be living to be a billion.
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A sex novel that has every conceivable fetish in it. I’ll call it, The Very Eventful Weekend…
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To make a lot of money in any venture, you have to use very rigorous mathematics to determine its likelihood of success… So, I’M BUYING LOTTERY TICKETS.
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From the start, I decided to earn my money the old fashioned way: By selling semi-precious stones and mammoth hides to settlements along the Tigris and Euphrates rivers…
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I could make my money from buying up a commodity that will soon become very scarce… like drinking water or common sense…
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I made a lot of money on cattle futures but I got tired of writing up horoscopes for cows…
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It takes money to make money… so, I took money, hence the embezzlement indictment.
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Maybe someone will buy the most expensive banana split in the world. I make it with homemade vanilla ice cream and raw organic sugar and imported bananas. Then, I top it with Belgium chocolate, Hawaiian pineapple and a Monet…
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I’ll create my own social networking site that will allow one to post literally anything but who it posts TO is completely random. I’ll call it “ComeAtMeBro.com”…
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Early on, I made my money smuggling drugs over the southern border… not for any nefarious reasons, just to sell to school children. I had the brilliant idea to mold the drugs so that they looked like something that wasn’t drugs, in this case automatic weapons and rare tropical birds. But, I was stopped and questioned and one of the parrots turned state’s evidence on me…
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I seriously think the common sense option is your best bet C. That isn’t scarce, it’s non-existent nowadays
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Don’t tell anyone, but I’m growing common sense in my basement hydroponically…
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Really, wow … just don’t become a megalomaniac C.
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Too late, figment of my imagination!
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I’d buy that banana split.
But then I’m still waiting for my mammoth hide Snuggly from Amazon….
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They are cloning as fast as they can!
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I’m with Deb: buying up common sense is your best bet! You’d make a FORTUNE!
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I’ll keep the grow-lights on!
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I hate it when parrots sing like canaries…
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Or when they squeal like rats, see?
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I see, I SEE!… 😱
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If you’d LOWER your sights a bit, you could acquire all the money in MAGA WORLD just by changing your name to Donald Trump and requesting donations or selling Trump t-shirts for ego-inflated prices.
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If we don’t support the corrupt billionaire, who will???
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