My Thanksgiving Dinner, a Post Mortum

[I am so… so… sorry] After you lose your zeal for living offer to cook for Thanksgiving Start by cooking vegetables that, as such, no one is ever going to touch. There’s delicious stuffing But, you keep having to find the two-year old so you get nuffing Still, being with your family is fun And, […]

Regret!

A former nihilist regrets nothing. I regret persuading a friend to give her baby up for adoption. She didn’t really need to but I just wanted to see if I could do it… My biggest regret? That blue whale I accidentally killed. I regret not keeping in touch with friends from high school but the […]

Why We Fight

We fight to install freedom in countries that have none and dictatorships in countries that are too free. We fought international communism; then, we fought international terrorism; now, as China buys up the free world, we are fighting international capitalism. We fight to foil the forces of evil and to mildly unsettle the forces of […]