Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The average gorilla weighs three hundred pounds. The above average gorilla weighs just about the same as that but he earns more and doesn’t spill when he drinks too much. ▼ A gorilla has black fur and is capable of doing a person great harm. Think of the gorilla as a bear but with better […]
Read More Gorillas, gorillas, gorillas!One day I hope to read a FULL autobiography; i.e., one that ends mid-sentence. When a fantasy books becomes a trilogy, that is an indicator that parts of the plot weren’t sufficiently fleshed out to the author’s satisfaction or that after the first book’s royalties the author could afford a nice house but NOT a […]
Read More More Literary Thoughts that I Wouldn’t Write Home About[Many historical figures were terrified of being buried alive. Among them was author Edgar Allan Poe who, as you know, was not prone to morbid thoughts… Here is how to avoid being buried alive:] Die. Have your body left out for the vultures as some of the Tibetans do. If you are alive, your screams […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 