Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I have a black friend and he doesn’t think I’m racist… I guess… we don’t talk much. ☺ Because Africa is the country I’d most like to visit. ☺ Because I almost never do that thing where I stretch my eyes with my fingers and sing, “I’m a rittre china-boy”… just at weddings and children’s […]
Read More How I know I’m Not a RacistWest African Black Rhinoceros: This creature went extinct a couple of decades ago due to it being poached for its horn. The horn, when powdered, is supposed to have amazing sexual recuperative powers. I will miss them because I am down to two doses and the holidays are coming up. Pencil Sharpeners: No matter how […]
Read More Still More Stuff I Miss[My posts don’t have the quality I like so I’m going to take a week off to recharge] If you take a bag of gummi bears and stand them up facing you, you can practice speaking before a crowd. A handful of gummi bears can block a sucking chest wound, although I’d still see a […]
Read More Things You can do with Gummi BearsIf you start a diatribe with “I’m not racist, but…” you should probably end it by signing someone else’s name to it. Never give up your passion for learning. It is, however, okay to give up your passion for remembering what you’ve learned. Get someone to PAY you to do what you love. This is […]
Read More More Advice from My Dear Ol’ GrandpappyLately, we’ve been hearing a lot about white people calling the police on black people for the most trivial of reasons. Most recently, two managers at a Chicago CVS drugstore called the police on a woman for using a coupon they felt was suspect. Now, I hate people who used coupons as much as everyone […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 