Things You can do with Gummi Bears

Gummi Bears | 5 Flavors | Albanese — Wakarusa Dime Store

[My posts don’t have the quality I like so I’m going to take a week off to recharge]

If you take a bag of gummi bears and stand them up facing you, you can practice speaking before a crowd.

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

A handful of gummi bears can block a sucking chest wound, although I’d still see a physician, though….

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

They can be trained to steal little gummi picnic baskets.

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

Green gummi bears are an aphrodisiac. How effective are they? Well, when the bags of gummi bears leave the factory, there are usually only three in a bag.

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

They make great safety nets for that ladybug trapeze act you’ve been cultivating.

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

A two-pound bag of gummi bears and some brewer’s yeast can be used to make a wine that has been enjoyed by prisoners all over the world.

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

Gummi bears make functional emergency ear plugs… just keep the ants out of there.

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

You can use gummi bears to teach your kids about racism… only, take the orange ones out before you do…

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

If your spouse takes gummi vitamins and you want him dead, replace the vitamins with gummi bears and just wait for him to die of scurvy.

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

Cut off their heads and, viola, gummi coffee tables…

the Gummi Bears: Characters - Minka's Bear Passion

24 thoughts on “Things You can do with Gummi Bears

  1. The whole post cracked me up. I think this would be the only crowd I could speak publicly to – until I felt their hateful judgment and I ate them. I’ll miss your posts.

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