[My posts don’t have the quality I like so I’m going to take a week off to recharge]
If you take a bag of gummi bears and stand them up facing you, you can practice speaking before a crowd.
A handful of gummi bears can block a sucking chest wound, although I’d still see a physician, though….
They can be trained to steal little gummi picnic baskets.
Green gummi bears are an aphrodisiac. How effective are they? Well, when the bags of gummi bears leave the factory, there are usually only three in a bag.
They make great safety nets for that ladybug trapeze act you’ve been cultivating.
A two-pound bag of gummi bears and some brewer’s yeast can be used to make a wine that has been enjoyed by prisoners all over the world.
Gummi bears make functional emergency ear plugs… just keep the ants out of there.
You can use gummi bears to teach your kids about racism… only, take the orange ones out before you do…
If your spouse takes gummi vitamins and you want him dead, replace the vitamins with gummi bears and just wait for him to die of scurvy.
Cut off their heads and, viola, gummi coffee tables…