Pirate Hierarchy

Captain: The captain of a pirate ship was responsible for organizing the ship as a whole. His word was final, unless he said that his word was not final… if so, you’d better have listened because his word was final (pirates were more than capable of creating paradoxes). He also dealt out wisdom in the […]

Tips for Performing an Exorcism

1. Nothing is more embarrassing than chanting, “The power of Christ compels you” and then finding out that, in this case, it doesn’t. 2. When the demon raises the bed three feet above the floor, check under the bed. Sometimes the reason for a demonic possession is simply a lost bedroom slipper. 3. When the […]

Amputee Pony-girl Gone Bad

To Whom It May Concern: I have been considering working in the genre of erotic fiction for some time now. Lately, it has become even more imperative that I “branch out” so to speak because my current employment appears to be on shaky ground. There are cut-backs, the economy is bad and, every so often, […]

How a Pirate is Better than a Handball

⇒A pirate sails the wide-open seas… a world with no boundaries… horizon as far as the eye can see. A handball lives in a can. ⇒You can slam a handball into a wall thousands of times; whereas, a pirate would object after hitting the wall only twice. ⇒Pirates had a code… rules they had to […]