Thoughts, With a Random Beat

If you want an easy way to find the lonely and friendless, just hang out at your airport’s long term parking… ◙ In a recent poll of men over sixteen years of age, the most common answer to the question, “What would you prefer to be crushed under?”, Scarlett Johannson is still the number one […]

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A Bucket List to Die For

I want to see Naples in the Springtime… still smoldering from a volcanic explosion… I want to weave baskets with Scarlett Johansson… and by “weave baskets” I mean “have sex” and by “have sex” I mean “shoot pool”. I want to drive in the Indianapolis 500, going the wrong way with my right blinker on. […]

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