I want to see Naples in the Springtime… still smoldering from a volcanic explosion…
I want to weave baskets with Scarlett Johansson… and by “weave baskets” I mean “have sex” and by “have sex” I mean “shoot pool”.
I want to drive in the Indianapolis 500, going the wrong way with my right blinker on.
I want to learn another language. And, by “learn another language” I mean “shoot pool with Scarlett Johansson”.
I want to finish the swimming lessons I started as a child; currently, I can swim okay but not in any particular direction…
I want to eat a seven-course meal at a five-star restaurant; or, barring that, at five one-star restaurants.
I want to give freely to my community by taking from adjacent communities.
I want to grow one of those waxed and stylized mustache/beard combinations because I never want to have sex again.
I want to be a dinosaur in a Broadway musical.
I want to go back and live my life over again except for the kidney stones…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Ohh I can tell you a useless fact now – did you know that yhe closest relative to a raptor is the chicken. This is true fact. PS – you’d make a cute dinosaur 🐔🐓🐔🐓🐔
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I like to think of myself as a stegosaurus trapped in a man’s body…
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I like to think that too 😊
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So the egg didn’t come first? Bang goes my tenner on that!
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That’s a shame 😊
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shoot pool has many meanings, just found out.
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And, by “many meanings”, you mean… ?
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the slang from urbandictionary.com
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“I want to learn another language. And, by “learn another language” I mean “shoot pool with Scarlett Johansson”.” Cracked me up 🙂
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My son liked that one, too…
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A worthy list of goals.
Scarlet may disagree, but I’m sure you’ll win her over.
And if you don’t, you can always tie her up with that mustache.
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I was a cub scout, so I’m good with knots…
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Then she doesn’t stand a chance.
Sorry Scarlet….
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She knows. You’ve noticed that look of fatalistic resignation on her face lately?
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This is one of my favorite lists of yours.
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Thanks. Bucket lists are pretty fertile subject….
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That they are. Mine is filled with things I never want to do. So far I’m killing it.
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I might be compelled to steal that idea… with your permission, of course…
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I’d much rather the five-star restaurant than five one-star restaurants. 🙂
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Our future is in the stars…
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My bucket list is pretty short so far, but while my sister and I were traveling out West in her RV and seeing many disasters waiting to happen, we amused ourselves by coming up with a list of “famous last words,” such as “I’ll be right back. Just wanna get a good picture of the canyon without this stupid railing in the way…”
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Funny. It’s way better than “what does this button do?” and “hold my beer”…
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(Or, “How hard could it be?”)
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Completely understand the kidney stones comment. Good God don’t get me started.
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I’ve had dozens of them… including one that was an inch and a half… that one needed surgery…
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This brought a smile in my face and I needed that. Thank you.
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That’s why I do it. Thanks for reading!
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