What Asian Women Like and Why

As a socially inert middle-aged man, I occasionally have to look at the nude ladies on the internet. Not porn, mind you… I just need to keep up with women’s bodies just in case I ever decide to start dating again. You never know when something is going to be moved, shaved or tattooed, so […]

My Friend Went to Italy and All I Got was this Dumb Postcard. A Rant

There are two items that mark my cubicle as occupied: My travel Buddha and a postcard a friend of mine brought back from her trip to Italy. Usually, I mark my territory with a lot more than this, but contractors in this particular government building get moved around a lot. I’m lucky to be in […]

Lies I’ve Told to Get Sex

I agree. Avril Lavigne is a genius. There’s nothing I like better than a weekend of white-water rafting. You did your Master’s thesis on Jane Eyre? How interesting! If anything, those jeans make your butt look smaller. My chief concern is that I will fall in love with you. Why would I want to listen […]