Lies I’ve Told to Get Sex

I agree. Avril Lavigne is a genius.

There’s nothing I like better than a weekend of white-water rafting.

You did your Master’s thesis on Jane Eyre? How interesting!

If anything, those jeans make your butt look smaller.

My chief concern is that I will fall in love with you.

Why would I want to listen to the movie when you can tell me about your day?

The best part of coming up to your apartment is interacting with your three cats.

If anything, you are TOO smart.

Memorizing the names and genealogies of your stuffed animals has been a pleasure.

I can’t think of a single reason to watch an epic movie with fantastic special effects and every Marvel superhero I ever enjoyed in the comics with some of the most charismatic actors out there when I can watch a melodrama with Kathy Bates…

2 thoughts on “Lies I’ve Told to Get Sex

  1. You didn’t know that Lamb-line and Fuzzy-scales got married and had Stoke’s the Unicorn? Stoke’s has his mother’s eyes and his father’s inability to move about when the weather is chilly…


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