Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Narcolepsy is a condition that causes sudden REM sleep in the sufferer. It shouldn’t be joked about… unless the narcoleptic is in a bar with a carrot in his ear… then, he’s just asking for it. ☺ If someone you live with is diagnosed with narcolepsy, at least you’ll have the comfort of knowing you […]
Read More Narcolepsy: Living the DreamDuring the early Industrial Age, one job in the town or village was to knock on windows and wake people for work in the factories. That job title was: “Guy We All Want to Kill” ♯ English Bulldogs are the only dogs who suffer from sleep apnea; on a related note, Greyhounds are the only […]
Read More Facts about Sleep? In Your DreamsI am the darkness in that I’m not particularly light. When I see my neighbor, he calls out, “Hey, Charlie… are you still the night?” and I have to remind him that, no, I’m the darkness… because I’M PURE EVIL. Then, the says, “Cool” and invites me over to play cards that night. I accept […]
Read More I AM THE DARKNESS!!!Diet is very important for a good night’s sleep: If you are having trouble getting to sleep, maybe you aren’t eating enough sleeping pills… Exercise is also important. If you cannot sleep, punish your body with push-ups and sit-ups. If that doesn’t make your brain take notice, start with the cutting… you know THAT’S what […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 