What it Means to be a REAL Man

It means we will react violently if we feel insulted enough. Oddly enough, how insulted we feel is inversely proportional to how big and scary the guy insulting us is… It means that we will NEVER ask for directions, use a map or follow street signs. We navigate like our fathers did: By driving around […]

Why I Don’t Fish: Two Ways

Today’s going to be a little different. I’m going to give you a peek of what’s going on inside my brain. Hopefully, you won’t flee my home and leave your purse behind as it has been with others that I have shown my inmost thoughts. The first part is the normal list… as I’ve said, […]

Parenting Tips, Part Two: The Ballad of Father Daddy

When setting limits on your child, you and your spouse should show a united front. Don’t contradict one another in front of the child. Display a harmony that is surreal. Talk in unison like those creepy twin girls from The Shining. Just have fun with it… unless your spouse isn’t… It’s important to read to […]

Olympic Events that Should be Stopped

The Olympics started in 776 B.C.E. as a way of testing strength and endurance and if the gods of Olympus wanted to bestow blessings on the winner they wouldn’t say “no”. They only had a few events compared to the modern Olympics… even fewer if you don’t count some of them. Basically, the events were […]