Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I cheated on my math test. I memorized all the integers before the test… ◊ I cheated on my math test… with my social studies test… well, actually I had a three-way with the social studies test and my SATs. It’s hotter than it sounds… ◊ I cheated on my English test… I copied from […]
Read More I Cheated!Dear Terse Llama, With all the Covid 19 going around, I’ve managed to stay pretty healthy; however, lately I’ve been feeling as if I might be a carrier. I just haven’t felt myself; plus, the other morning, I woke up in the ocean with fighter planes landing on my deck. Should I get tested? Confused […]
Read More Medical Advice from a Terse Llama: Covid EditionIt’s a multiple-choice test. The supervising physician is beat-boxing into his stethoscope. The process involves a “Magic Eight-Ball”… The testing area is behind a dumpster. Your test results end with the phrase, “… or, maybe not…” When you arrive the receptionist asks if you’re “a cop”. If they make you undress to take it. The […]
Read More How to Tell if Your Covid 19 Test is a Fake OneA sadist is simply someone who gets sexually excited over the same thoughts that most of us have. Sociologist have determined that, if you don’t meet four people you’d like to torture BEFORE you even get to work in the morning, you probably work from home. Sadists are important in the scheme of things: […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 