It’s a multiple-choice test.
The supervising physician is beat-boxing into his stethoscope.
The process involves a “Magic Eight-Ball”…
The testing area is behind a dumpster.
Your test results end with the phrase, “… or, maybe not…”
When you arrive the receptionist asks if you’re “a cop”.
If they make you undress to take it.
The testing clinic shares an office with a key-maker and a tattoo parlor…
It happened in a clinic where most of the staff is just painted on the wall…
Any testing that involves a semi-nude girl jumping out of a cake… although, in reflection, I might’ve wandered into someone’s bachelor party…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Dammit! I knew something wasn’t quite right but I couldn’t put my finger on it…
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It’s why I’m here…
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So it isn’t multiple choice? Have you been overseas? Have you been in contact with anyone who has been diagnosed with the virus? Are you suffering from any or all of the following?
Sounds multiple choice to me and the haphazard way they are testing the results are going to be just as useless.
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We had two cases where I work, but I haven’t been in for almost a month…
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Are you working from home Charles or going slowly mad … or both???
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I’ve been home for about a month, working remotely. Why yes, I am going mad…
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Oh, and how about you, Deb?
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Thank you! Now I know what to look for!
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This has been a public service announcement.
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Thanks a lot. And here I just dragged my Magic 8 Ball out of the closet to try and make a little extra cash.
Nice.
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Use your powers for good, instead of evil!
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These cracked me up 🙂 Nice Monday morning laugh!
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Thanks, Robyn. I can feel my creativity coming back, finally…
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If the current President is pushing it…
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Aye!
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I can’t wait until this is all over, and I can get back to my normal life of retirement, avoiding people, and spending all day on the Internet.
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That’s my life, too… but, I want to have the illusion of autonomy…
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On the bright side, you walked in on one of the craziest bachelor parties ever.
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Except for the guy with the stethoscope…
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