How to Tell if Your Covid 19 Test is a Fake One

COVID-19 Information | U.S. Embassy & Consulates in Mexico

It’s a multiple-choice test.

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The supervising physician is beat-boxing into his stethoscope.

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The process involves a “Magic Eight-Ball”…

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The testing area is behind a dumpster.

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Your test results end with the phrase, “… or, maybe not…”

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When you arrive the receptionist asks if you’re “a cop”.

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If they make you undress to take it.

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The testing clinic shares an office with a key-maker and a tattoo parlor…

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It happened in a clinic where most of the staff is just painted on the wall…

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Any testing that involves a semi-nude girl jumping out of a cake… although, in reflection, I might’ve wandered into someone’s bachelor party…

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20 thoughts on “How to Tell if Your Covid 19 Test is a Fake One

  1. So it isn’t multiple choice? Have you been overseas? Have you been in contact with anyone who has been diagnosed with the virus? Are you suffering from any or all of the following?

    Sounds multiple choice to me and the haphazard way they are testing the results are going to be just as useless.

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