Tag: vocabulary

Increase Your Vocabulary

Antimony: Divorce Celibacy: A vow you take when you are sure you are never getting laid again anyway. Disposition: To stop yoga practice. Lethargy: A hypersensitivity to leth. Acumen: Any of the mutated superheroes of the group headed by Professor Acu. Unflappable: Pertaining to a bird with two broken wings. Pragmatic: Any prag that works […]

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What I Like About Myself

My superfluous and corrugated vocabulary. My ability to influence people with weak minds to do my bidding.  But please, continue reading… My belly makes a great island for when I play boats in the bathtub.  My naval is a volcanic lake, in case you were wondering. I always know the right thing to have theoretically […]

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Why I Write

  I want to enhance and add beauty to people’s lives. Because I cannot do that, I write instead. I have a strong need to share my deepest and most intimate feelings in words that rhyme with “grape” and “cloud”. I’m sure that I can post my writings on-line and make a fortune from the […]

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