Antimony: Divorce
Celibacy: A vow you take when you are sure you are never getting laid again anyway.
Disposition: To stop yoga practice.
Lethargy: A hypersensitivity to leth.
Acumen: Any of the mutated superheroes of the group headed by Professor Acu.
Unflappable: Pertaining to a bird with two broken wings.
Pragmatic: Any prag that works on its own.
Tentative: The state of not wanting to sleep in a yurt that you’ve constructed for fear it will fall on you.
Dubious: Doubt about the quality of a marijuana cigarette.
Diminish: Originating from the country of Dimin.
Disdain: To remove all people who are from Denmark.
Malleable: Available for purchase at any indoor shopping center.
Scarcity: A metropolitan area with a lot of clumsy people.
Tactic: A reverse breath mint.
Zeal: An enthusiastic German sea lion.
Antithesis: The academic paper that disproves yours and wrecks your chance for a PhD.
Oxymoron: Someone made stupid by abuse of pain pills.
Satire: Humor no one gets about a topic that isn’t funny.
Love it, especially the disdain. π
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead was just Hamlet, mostly disdained…
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Has anyone ever told you that you’re really funny?
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Not with a straight face…
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These are brilliant. You should publish a dictionary…. which might be an aviary for dicks, I donβt know.
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I like when you get into the spirit of things…
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Acumen, assemble!!!
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They may not be powerful, but they have real insight!
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Ha π
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I have definitely increased my vocabulary. Scarcity is my favorite.
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I thought that one would be a bit obscure…
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I got it – and that says a lot! π
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PEON: A serf who resembles a fire hydrant
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That got an LOL out of me. Thanks!
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This is original!
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Ambrose Bierce might disagree, George…
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Is there a country named agree?
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No, but it’s what I call Algeria if I’m really drunk…
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Dubious–very funny to hilarious depending on number of hits before reading.
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If really dubious, then ignored because searching for a bag of Doritos you were SURE were in the cupboard so CHECK AGAIN!
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Where I live (Brooklyn) disposition is the opposite of datposition.
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Yeah… I married into a Brooklyn family…
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Thus, the subsequent disposition…
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Thanks for dat!
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