Celibacy: A vow you take when you are sure you are never getting laid again anyway.
Disposition: To stop yoga practice.
Lethargy: A hypersensitivity to leth.
Acumen: Any of the mutated superheroes of the group headed by Professor Acu.
Unflappable: Pertaining to a bird with two broken wings.
Pragmatic: Any prag that works on its own.
Tentative: The state of not wanting to sleep in a yurt that you’ve constructed for fear it will fall on you.
Dubious: Doubt about the quality of a marijuana cigarette.
Diminish: Originating from the country of Dimin.
Disdain: To remove all people who are from Denmark.
Malleable: Available for purchase at any indoor shopping center.
Scarcity: A metropolitan area with a lot of clumsy people.
Tactic: A reverse breath mint.
Zeal: An enthusiastic German sea lion.
Antithesis: The academic paper that disproves yours and wrecks your chance for a PhD.
Oxymoron: Someone made stupid by abuse of pain pills.
Satire: Humor no one gets about a topic that isn’t funny.