Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
As a weather man I try to do the best I can but there are so many variables I end up doing terriable like, low pressure systems I’ve often just missed ’em and I never seem to be able to predict the jet stream Take into account a warm air mass? That’s a hard pass. […]
Read More Meteorologist’s LamentFour-sided D&D die: An equilateral pyramid with the point straight up. Can cause stigmata-like injuries for anyone walking to the bathroom in the dark. Dungeons and Dragons never needed a four-sided die. This was created specifically to cripple nerds who don’t keep their rooms neat. Jacks: Jacks are another caltrop disguised as a toy. The […]
Read More Things You Don’t Want to Step onIt is important that the hostage-taker relate to you. Show him you aren’t so different by taking a hostage yourself. Hell, take HIM as a hostage and make one of your demands that he let the hostages go. ● Some or all of the hostages might have Stockholm Syndrome so, if you are within earshot, […]
Read More So, You’re a Hostage NegotiatorI regret starting up my own religion and I swear to the almighty kangaroo goddess that it will never happen again… ☺ I regret blowing all my money on Doc Savage books as a teenager when there were perfectly good prostitutes within walking distance. ☺ I regret that time when I picked a fight with […]
Read More Stuff I RegretObsessive-compulsive Disorder is an effort to keep things exactly the way they are by repeating the same acts over and over. It’s completely logical. There is only one reality where everything is just the way you like it and an infinite number of realities where it isn’t. Sadly, OCD doesn’t help because of chaos theory […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 