Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The Autopsy I must say, she took the fact that she destroyed my life and my ability to trust anyone ever again pretty well… almost heroically. But, I mostly blame myself for trusting her. If jealousy is a green-eyed monster, complacency is a different monster probably with different colored eyes. Always assume the worst. That […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, final pt[Part One, Part Two and Part Three here] “You seem distant”, Simone tells me. “Nonsense”, I exclaim from the hallway, “I can still make out your hair color and general build from here” “Is something wrong?” Something? EVERYTHING! I’m trapped, trapped like a rat in a trap or a deer in a sports car. My […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, pt four[At brief pause in my saga on love] To enjoy the holidays, first ask yourself, “what is important to you?”. Is it family? Is it success? If it’s donkeys, you probably don’t understand the question. ◙ In your mind, visualize what a perfect Thanksgiving dinner would look like; then, invite your family, anyway. ◙ Remember: […]
Read More Still More Holiday Tips[Part one is here; Part two is here] Orwell Said that Sex Equals Death But he Left Out the Pain and Depression I always feel guilty after sex; fortunately, guilt looks exactly like contemplation, so I simply look as if I’m about to say something brilliant. It had been a long long time since I’d […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, Part three[Part One is Here] “Waiter!”, I called, “a shot of gin with a rabbit embryo floating in it and give the lady whatever she wants” Hands on hips, she admonished me, “We aren’t at a table and rabbit embryos don’t float”. So, she was well-educated and familiar with the specific weights of rabbit embryos. What […]
Read More Love and other bad ideas, pt two
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 