The Sad Stupid Tale of Romeo and Juliet

(Let me know if you would like more of these or never want to see it again) This play is set in Verona, Italy… one of the most cosmopolitan cities in Europe and a real cesspool once you got a good look at it. Two clans are brawling: The Montagues and the Capulets; in fact, […]

One More Rotten Poem

Yeah… I really can’t stop making these. But, on the plus side, I’ve got all my posts for next week written. The Memory is the First Thing to Go Is my mind going? Is my mental decline showing? My mind was once sharp and keen but, now I can’t remember where I’ve been […]

Two Dumb Poems

Potato Salad My potato salad is pretty bland but I make it all by hand. And, it isn’t my fault That my mom never taught me to use salt. No onions, spices or flavor of any kind the product of an uninspired mind. But, I find all your complaints invalid so let me enjoy […]

How to Avoid Ruining Your Life by Making a Racist Rant in Public

1. Don’t have a racist rant in public. 2. Try to avoid having any friends who might identify you to the press after the video hits Youtube. Fortunately, as a racist with no impulse control, you probably have few friends. 3. Pretend that you were misheard. Example: “I didn’t say Trump would kill all Asians… […]

What Does Freedom Mean to Me?

Freedom is the ability to buy firearms regardless of my race, creed or paranoid schizophrenia. Freedom is being treated fairly by the law regardless of whether I am white or slightly whiter than that. Freedom is being able to work at a job without being fired for my gender, religion; or, if my last name […]