Two Dumb Poems

Creamy Potato Salad Recipe - BettyCrocker.com

Potato Salad

 

My potato salad is pretty bland

but I make it all by hand.

And, it isn’t my fault

That my mom never taught me to use salt.

No onions, spices or flavor of any kind

the product of an uninspired mind.

But, I find all your complaints invalid

so let me enjoy my potato salid.

 

Common Cuttlefish - New England Aquarium

Cuttlefish

 

The cuttlefish is a cephalopod

Who feels that he’s a gift from God

A cuttlefish is a lot like a squid

Only the cuttle moves more slowly than it ever did

His brain to mass ratio is the highest ever,

so, for an invertebrate, he’s awfully clever

They also have three hearts

eight arms, two eyes and some inky parts

Finally, the cuttlefish

can turn any color that it might wish

Although it makes me a little sad

they never turn to a tartan plad…

 

18 thoughts on “Two Dumb Poems

      1. AABBCCDD…

        Two lines that rhyme followed by two lines that rhyme… etc..

        You write like a professional. I’m sure you’ve got some epic poems inside you…

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