A Kiss is Still a Kiss: Types of Kisses

First kiss: Your first kiss is like a smoker’s first cigarette of the day… or the last cigarette of the day… or, really ANY cigarette… sudden and addictive. Someone has consented to put their mouth on your filthy germy mouth. It’s a brave new world out there. Dual Residence Kissing: You live with your parents, […]

Some Thoughts on Courage

[I got this idea from IScriblr. She may be prettier and more traveled than I am, but she doesn’t have my bald spot] It takes real courage to stand up against the majority; but, the majority is standing up to someone with real courage, so isn’t the majority the most courageous one of all? It […]

Fun Facts About Vasectomies

A vasectomy will not affect your sexual performance; however, thinking about your vasectomy will kill the mood REAL quick… According to medical professionals, there is no pain after a vasectomy. There might be discomfort, which is doctor-speak for crippling acute pain. Reversing a vasectomy has a forty to ninety percent success rate, depending upon […]

Things that Make Me Feel Less Masculine

[another post that I was never totally thrilled with… so, now it’s YOUR problem] Holding a purse for someone. Having the song, “Barbie Girl” stuck in my head. Doing what some stupid sign tells me to do. High voltage, my ass! Sherbet. Foot long hot dogs… Eight inch hot dogs Any hot dog. Not being […]

Why I Prefer Baths to Showers

[Okay… I’m not crazy about this one but I’m tired of looking at it in my queue. So many partially finished pieces…] In a shower, you cannot watch your genitals gently sway with the current like a reef-dwelling anemone… Showers wash the dirt and filth directly off of you and down the drain. A bath […]