Things that Make Me Feel Less Masculine

[another post that I was never totally thrilled with… so, now it’s YOUR problem]

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Man-panties in their most horrible form…

Holding a purse for someone.

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Having the song, “Barbie Girl” stuck in my head.

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Doing what some stupid sign tells me to do. High voltage, my ass!

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Sherbet.

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Foot long hot dogs…

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Eight inch hot dogs

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Any hot dog.

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Not being able to come up with a darkly humorous witticism after I’ve killed a bad guy.

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Colonoscopies…

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Petting any dog that weighs less than sixty pounds.

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Petting any cat that isn’t a dog.

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Crying at the end of Gone With the Wind.

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Crying at the beginning of Gone With the Wind because I know how it will end.

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Wearing nylons and black pumps.

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22 thoughts on “Things that Make Me Feel Less Masculine

    1. EXACTLY! And, don’t you DARE reuse a witticism because word gets out. I killed an evil genius at his space station saying, “That’s what you get for living in a vacuum”. As I attempted to jettison a second super-villain years later, I hit the airlock button and he said, sarcastically, “Let me guess… you are going to say that thing about living in a vacuum”. I was so upset I could barely murder him…

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