I Went to Grenada with a Cicada

[When I used to work out “in the fields”, I encountered these guys a lot. At first, they were intimidating; but later, I’d sneak one into my pocket so it would make noise while I played dominoes at lunch. I give you… THE CICADA!]

Trumpland, a Future Retrospective

I obtained the gift of prophecy after I was bitten by a radioactive gypsy. Lately, images of our immediate future have been flooding my mind and I HAVE TO WARN THE PEOPLE!!! I predict… A border wall will finally be built between the United States and Canada, but Americans will continue to escape. Russia, China, […]

A Deep Honest Look into Me

I don’t officially post on the weekends, so I decided just to post something personal. Something that helps you learn the real me; because, my ego is just that big… What genre of music does Charlie listen to? Simple: Clown music. That’s right. It might be Pagliacci or the Insane Clown Posse or Alice […]

Compulsory Lungfish

I’d naturally assumed that I’d done at least one essay on each of the millions of species of animals in the world; however, calmkate proved me wrong. So, for those of you with that particular gap in your knowledge, I give you… The Lungfish!

The Cobalt Beneficence of the Body-builder

I have a friend who’s a body builder. Well, that’s not ENTIRELY true. He was ONCE a body builder…not a weight lifter, though. A weight lifter and a body builder each lift weights; but the body builder doesn’t use the truss or adult-sized diaper. He lifts to look more attractive to others…and to himself—mostly to […]