Turns out the Poison Help Line doesn’t provide suggestions as to what kind of poison to use… just what to do if you eat some. Seems unnecessarily specific…
I used to aspire to be a quadriplegic, then I realized that the word I was really looking for was “billionaire”.
If the Star Wars universe was real, what would the people in it think of the Star Wars movie? Would it be exciting and heroic or would it seem to be about a bunch of terrorists who blow up a government military base and kill a LOT of brave men and women.
I sense that, if I squeezed Natalie Merchant pretty hard, she’d make a noise like the air-brakes on a municipal bus. I’m pretty intuitive about things like that.
You are only limited by your imagination. That particular constraint keeps most people out of trouble.
A still life painter takes the least interesting stuff, the stuff that doesn’t do anything exciting, and creates something that looks a lot like that stuff only it does even less.
Nothing says “I love you” like not hitting me so much…
I think the biggest flaw in the Dewey Decimal system is that it doesn’t allow for irrational numbers.
It always amazes me how long movie characters can go without having to find a bathroom.
I had a dream that Donald Trump refinanced the national debt with the Russian mob and, when we couldn’t make the payments, they broke the legs of every American citizen. So, no football players could stand for the national anthem. This is an example of an unintended consequence…
I think all the plot-lines in Hamlet could have been resolved a lot faster if the characters had access to video technology and flame throwers…
Bahahaha. “You are only limited by your imagination. That particular constraint keeps most people out of trouble.” 😂
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I just wish it wasn’t so damned accurate…
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So if I’m only limited to my imagination why does the world still exist … or more worrying what does this mean about my son – he’s plotting to harness meteorites for water at the moment ….
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Where’s he going to get a harness that big???
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In his imagination
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My old friend used to refer to the storm troopers as “coalition forces” he eventually ruined that movie for me. We also had an in-depth conversation about how the starship enterprise hasn’t got toilets…. it’s true you can watch it back…. never once do you see someone have a poo
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I’m going to assume the armor has waste elimination functionality. And, the officers just explode when they are fifty…
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I truly hope they beam it out…. that there’s a signal like “scotty I have a code brown beam out situation”
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“That’s no moon”…
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