Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I can’t bring myself to check my mail for weeks. I don’t know what I’m afraid of, but I’m sure that I’ll know it when I see it. I talk to deaf people; that is, when I talk to someone, say in an elevator, and he shakes his head and says, “I’m deaf”, I keep […]
Read More Quirks I Wish I Didn’t HaveHeight: Short people have a greater proclivity to suffer from a Napoleonic Complex which involves eating a lot of puff pastry with cream in it. Color: The lighter someone’s skin color is, the more likely they can wait outside my house, next to a snow bank, and catch me unawares. You may think that I’m […]
Read More Ways in Which I Preemptively Judge OthersWhat is your greatest fear? Dealing in superlatives. What is your first memory? Some guy in a dark suit with a ball-point pen in his hand telling me to forget everything I just saw. What was your happiest memory? Going into the house of an old woman who had five dozen puppies of all breeds […]
Read More Q and AIf I were invisible, the first thing I would try to do is find a cure for cancer. Even the lowliest sparrow deserves at least ONE weekend in Las Vegas. There is no time like the present except for the recent past. I think that rabies is just an attempt by nature to create meringue […]
Read More Random Thoughts Part 2I’ve got writer’s block and it isn’t fair. Do surgeons get surgeon’s block? I know I don’t look out my window and see dozens of un-emptied garbage cans because the garbage man suddenly contracted garbage-block. Why is writing special? Why do we lay in bed knowing we have the perfect plot-twist or turn of phrase […]
Read More I Have Writer’s Block!!!
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 