Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Because trimming a bush looks like literally nothing else and some people just have to ask rhetorical questions, here’s a list of sarcastic replies to the question, “Trimming a bush, eh?” No… but that’s exactly what I WANT it to look like. ♥ No. I am one of Her Majesty’s Royal Tree Torturers. ♥ No. […]
Read More So, You’re Trimming a Bush?Where do capers grow? Any of the arid regions around the Mediterranean where there is so little food that people pick flower buds and pickle them because there is little else to eat. How are capers harvested? In the morning they are picked manually by local virgins. By hand, because they are fragile. In the […]
Read More Bitter FAQs about CapersI recently saw a YouTube video of things that the Queen of England isn’t allowed to do. So, I added some of the ones they left out. She is barred from starring in any pornographic movie that centers around nun-spanking. ♫ She can’t take a stand on the Miller Lite “tastes great/less filling” controversy. ♫ […]
Read More Stuff Queen Elizabeth isn’t Allowed to DoLouisiana has multiple state songs: “Give Me Louisiana” by Doralise Fontane, “You Are My Sunshine” by Jimmie Davis and “This Humidity is Making my Heart Explode” by my grandmother… ♣ In 2007, Louisiana became the last state to ban cockfighting forcing the state’s cocks to settle their disagreements in court. ♣ The official flag of […]
Read More Fun Facts about LouisianaWhen we cry with RAGE! ☻ Death of Old Yeller: A real man is stoic but he’s not made of stone. A boy who has to shoot his own rabid dog pushes a LOT of manly buttons: Guns, dogs, gut-wrenching responsibility… plus, we like shooting stuff… ☻ Crying is acceptable while you are sitting through […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 