Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
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Read More Facts About One-Hundred Year-Old EggsWhen you lose, you unleashed a stream of obscenities while throwing the game board on the floor and upending the table. Your four-year-old never asks to play Chutes and Ladders with you ever again. ♂ Your friend starts dating a beautiful woman so you either date a MORE beautiful woman or you make one out […]
Read More Are You Too Competitive?She must have no visible tattoos. Where she might get invisible tattoos is none of my business. ♀ She should think the previous joke was funny… or thought-provoking… or, at least not throw a wrench at me… ♀ She must be tone-deaf; then, I can tell her that I’m a great singer and SHE’LL NEVER […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 